Songs and Lyrics
                                    
                                  
                                  
                                    
                                      by Tom Lehrer
                                    
                                  
                                  
                                    
                                      1928-2025
                                    
                                  
                                  
                                    
                                      This is a permanent mirror of
the original website
where Tom Lehrer
generously placed his songs
into the public domain.
                                    
                                  
                                  the original website
where Tom Lehrer
generously placed his songs
into the public domain.
DISCLAIMER STATEMENT
I, Tom Lehrer, individually and as trustee of the Tom Lehrer Trust 2007, hereby grant the following permissions:
All copyrights to lyrics or music written or composed by me have been permanently and irrevocably relinquished, and therefore such songs are now in the public domain. All of my songs that have never been copyrighted, having been available for free for so long, are now also in the public domain. In other words, I have abandoned, surrendered and disclaimed all right, title and interest in and to my work and have injected any and all copyrights into the public domain.
The permission granted includes all lyrics which I have written to music by others, although the music to such parodies, if copyrighted by their composers, are of course not included without permission of their copyright owners. The translated songs on this website may be found on YouTube in their original languages.
Performing and recording rights to all of my songs are included in this permission. Translation rights are also included.
In particular, permission is hereby granted to anyone to set any of these lyrics to their own music, or to set any of this music to their own lyrics, and to publish or perform their parodies or distortions of these songs without payment or fear of legal action.
Some recording, movie, and television rights to songs written by me are merely licensed non-exclusively by me to recording, movie, or TV companies. All such rights are now released herewith and therefore do not require any permission from me or from Maelstrom Music, which is merely me in another hat, nor from the recording, movie, or TV companies involved.
In short, I no longer retain any rights to any of my songs.
So help yourselves, and don’t send me any money.
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Tom Lehrer
November 26, 2022
Songs
                                    All I Need Is a Job
                                    All is Well
                                    Alma
                                    Are There Any Questions?
                                    Baby, Is It Love?
                                    Be Prepared
                                    The Bourgeoisie
                                    Bright College Days
                                    A Christmas Carol
                                    Clementine
                                    Deep Doodoo
                                    The Derivative Song (dy/dx)
                                    Dodging the Draft at Harvard
                                    Don’t Major in Physics
                                    The Elements
                                    (incl. Aristotle version)
                                    Fight Fiercely, Harvard
                                    Finch and Dench
                                    The Folk Song Army
                                    Fugue for Scientists
                                    GSAS Alma Mater
                                    George Murphy
                                    (incl. The George Murphy Campaign Song and
                                    addenda)
                                    Hail Chemistry
                                    (I’m Spending) Hanukkah in Santa
                                      Monica
                                    He’s Not the One
                                    Hey, Joe
                                    High School Hymn
                                    The Hunting Song
                                    I Can’t Think Why
                                    I Got It from Agnes
                                    I Hold Your Hand in Mine
                                    I Wanna Go Back to Dixie
                                    (incl. revised version)
                                    The Ice Cream Tango
                                    (incl. scene)
                                    In Old Mexico
                                    (incl. revision)
                                    The Irish Ballad
                                    It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a
                                      Soldier
                                    (incl. U.K. version)
                                    Juca
                                    L-Y
                                    A Liter and a Gram
                                    Lobachevsky
                                    The Love Song of the Physical
                                      Anthropologist
                                    MLF Lullaby
                                    (We’re Gonna Put) A Man on the Moon
                                    The Masochism Tango
                                    (incl. revision)
                                    The Menu Song
                                    The Mumble Song
                                    My Home Town
                                    N Apostrophe T
                                    National Brotherhood Week
                                    New Math
                                    The Night I Appeared as Macbeth
                                    No Rice
                                    O-U (The Hound Song)
                                    Oedipus Rex
                                    The Old Dope Peddler
                                    Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
                                    Polaroid Photography Song
                                    Political Action Song
                                    Pollution
                                    Post-Thanksgiving Hymn
                                    The Professor’s Song
                                    – physics version (incl. math
                                    version)
                                    Relativity
                                    s = ½ gt²
                                    Snore, Sniff, & Sneeze
                                    The SAC Song
                                    (movie version) (incl. extra lyrics)
                                    Scenery
                                    Selling Out
                                    Send the Marines
                                    (incl. U.K. revision)
                                    Shakespeare Lied
                                    She’s My Girl
                                    Silent E (incl.
                                    private version)
                                    The Slide Rule Song
                                    Smut (incl.
                                    revision)
                                    So Long, Mom (A Song for World War
                                      III)
                                    Sociology
                                    Speed’s Song
                                    The Subway Song
                                    Sunshine
                                    Take Me For a Walk
                                    Tango de la Menegilda
                                    Te Amo
                                    Thank Him for Me
                                    That’s Mathematics
                                    There’s a Delta for Every Epsilon
                                    Trees
                                    Unsong
                                    The Vatican Rag
                                    We Will All Go Together When We Go
                                    We’re Talkin’ Algebra
                                    Wernher von Braun
                                    Whatever Became of Hubert?
                                    (incl. Look What’s Become of Hubert)
                                    When You Are Old and Gray
                                    (incl. verse added for Tomfoolery)
                                    Who’s Next?
                                    Why Not Fight?
                                    (aka Fight Song)
                                    The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
                                    The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be
                                    Without an S
                                  
                                    All I Need Is a Job
                                    All is Well
                                    Alma
                                    Are There Any Questions?
                                    Baby, Is It Love?
                                    Be Prepared
                                    The Bourgeoisie
                                    Bright College Days
                                    A Christmas Carol
                                    Clementine
                                    Deep Doodoo
                                    The Derivative Song (dy/dx)
                                    Dodging the Draft at Harvard
                                    Don’t Major in Physics
                                    The Elements
                                    (incl. Aristotle version)
                                    Fight Fiercely, Harvard
                                    Finch and Dench
                                    The Folk Song Army
                                    Fugue for Scientists
                                    GSAS Alma Mater
                                    George Murphy
                                    (incl. The George Murphy Campaign Song and
                                    addenda)
                                    Hail Chemistry
                                    (I’m Spending) Hanukkah in Santa
                                      Monica
                                    He’s Not the One
                                    Hey, Joe
                                    High School Hymn
                                    The Hunting Song
                                    I Can’t Think Why
                                    I Got It from Agnes
                                    I Hold Your Hand in Mine
                                    I Wanna Go Back to Dixie
                                    (incl. revised version)
                                    The Ice Cream Tango
                                    (incl. scene)
                                    In Old Mexico
                                    (incl. revision)
                                    The Irish Ballad
                                    It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a
                                      Soldier
                                    (incl. U.K. version)
                                    Juca
                                    L-Y
                                    A Liter and a Gram
                                    Lobachevsky
                                    The Love Song of the Physical
                                      Anthropologist
                                    MLF Lullaby
                                    (We’re Gonna Put) A Man on the Moon
                                    The Masochism Tango
                                    (incl. revision)
                                    The Menu Song
                                    The Mumble Song
                                    My Home Town
                                    N Apostrophe T
                                    National Brotherhood Week
                                    New Math
                                    The Night I Appeared as Macbeth
                                    No Rice
                                    O-U (The Hound Song)
                                    Oedipus Rex
                                    The Old Dope Peddler
                                    Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
                                    Polaroid Photography Song
                                    Political Action Song
                                    Pollution
                                    Post-Thanksgiving Hymn
                                    The Professor’s Song
                                    – physics version (incl. math
                                    version)
                                    Relativity
                                    s = ½ gt²
                                    Snore, Sniff, & Sneeze
                                    The SAC Song
                                    (movie version) (incl. extra lyrics)
                                    Scenery
                                    Selling Out
                                    Send the Marines
                                    (incl. U.K. revision)
                                    Shakespeare Lied
                                    She’s My Girl
                                    Silent E (incl.
                                    private version)
                                    The Slide Rule Song
                                    Smut (incl.
                                    revision)
                                    So Long, Mom (A Song for World War
                                      III)
                                    Sociology
                                    Speed’s Song
                                    The Subway Song
                                    Sunshine
                                    Take Me For a Walk
                                    Tango de la Menegilda
                                    Te Amo
                                    Thank Him for Me
                                    That’s Mathematics
                                    There’s a Delta for Every Epsilon
                                    Trees
                                    Unsong
                                    The Vatican Rag
                                    We Will All Go Together When We Go
                                    We’re Talkin’ Algebra
                                    Wernher von Braun
                                    Whatever Became of Hubert?
                                    (incl. Look What’s Become of Hubert)
                                    When You Are Old and Gray
                                    (incl. verse added for Tomfoolery)
                                    Who’s Next?
                                    Why Not Fight?
                                    (aka Fight Song)
                                    The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
                                    The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be
                                    Without an S